Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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