i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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