what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
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some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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