The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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