I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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