dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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