Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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