id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Is Oprah even human
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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