I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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