You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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