NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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