I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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