Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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