I wish I could punch you in the face.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Still dying that you shit outside
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Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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