i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
i've created a new STD.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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