Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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