He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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I'm sobbing to NWA
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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