I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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