I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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