you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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