how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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