I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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