I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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