Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
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Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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