I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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