I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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