all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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