I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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