I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
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You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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