Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Actions speak louder than pants.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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