im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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