I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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