Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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