angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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