god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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