it was like his penis was on wheels.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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