So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
You're earring is so big in my mouth
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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