Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
He did a backflip because drugs
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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