it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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