Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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