Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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