Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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