I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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