Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Randomize
