she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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