Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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