Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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