cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
