we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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