they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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