then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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