well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I am available for nakedness
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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