She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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