She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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