I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
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you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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