Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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