There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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