Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Randomize
