I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
meet me or not, i'm out of control
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Randomize
