yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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