She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
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