they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I have post one night stand depression
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