my vag is so smooth its legendary
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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